Fully protective underwear, the kind that keeps everything in order down there is for SISSIES! Seriously, what are you? A little girly-man (or manly-girl)? C'mon! Who needs comfortable boxer shorts when you've got Thongs of Virtue! With Deathspank's impending return, you'll have the opportunity to step back into the armor and stringy underwear on two different consoles, should you be so inclined.
The Baconing is part of the PlayStation Network PLAY content block, but that won't keep Deathspank from returning to the Xbox 360 in timely fashion as well. PS3 gamers will receive bacon on August 30th, while Xbox 360 gamers will be able to download The Baconing on August 31st.
One. Day. Later.
Until then, you'll just have to wait patiently, and… play… the other Deathspank games that you haven't played yet…. like me!
