Here are some screens and art from Koei Tecmo's upcoming back pain simulator, Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 for PS4 and Vita. PS4 version shown.
This hasn't been confirmed for international release. But with such an emphasis on an unhealthy lifestyle, who could even care?
Dead or Alive Xtreme 3
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Swimsuits featuring emphasis of heart and tailbone. -
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They give each other back support to ward off back pain. I fully condone this. -
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My physical therapist has me do stretches like this, too. I get where she's coming from. -
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Honestly, she probably needs a stronger top piece, but that appears to be doing well enough. -
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I guess the guy cutting the bottom part, like, looked away for a second but his scissors kept going? It's all crooked. -
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Again with the stretching. My hair doesn't flow like that, but yeah, I do the same thing daily. -
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OK, no getting around this one. That's exactly what it looks like: a very comfortable swimsuit. -
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Maximum comfort displayed. -
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Comfort in many positions. It can be considered active wear. -
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The strength of yarn. -
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Napkins held together by yarn. Background: breasts. -
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The napkins prove incredibly adhesive. -
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Using the camera angle made popular by Tomb Raider. -
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See now that's more like it. Let your ass breathe in an activity unlikely to damage the tailbone. -
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They hit each other with their butts to knock the other off a platform. As someone with chronic tailbone pain, I do not condone this at all. -
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No. Fucking damn it what did I just say about the tailbone thing? Damn it fuck, mine hurts every day. Discs out of place and pinched nerves and.... URRRRGH, girls, you're gonna mess yourselves up. -
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You can only sit in a chair like that for so long. Change positions regularly. For real. -
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I once jumped in a pool thinking it was mad deep. It was inches deep. I fucked up my tailbone hard. I was like 12. To this day I wonder if it was the beginning of the end for my back. I mean like, I was doing a cannonball, but just got an assload of concrete. Shit looked way deeper than it was.
