Steam Achievements
| Achievement | Description |
|---|---|
| A Tale of Two Endings | Watch both game endings |
| A True Hero | Reach level 20 |
| Death of a Penguin | Kill the Evil Nun |
| Dispenser of Justice | Kill 3000 Enemies |
| Frozen Justice | Kill the Taking Tree |
| Konichiwa | Learn to Speak Japanese |
| Mystic Transport | Discover all 44 Teleporting Outhouses |
| Orque Impostor | Convince an Orque Guard you are an Orque |
| Primp V.I.P. | See all 20 of Madame Primp's Outfits |
| Raise Your Mast | Go Sailing in a Pirate Ship |
| Ruin Christmas | Kill santa claus |
| To Serve Man | Kill wortten |
| Well Educated | Get an Engineering Degree |
