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Mom! Dad! It's EVIL! Don't touch it! A great evil exists, and it permeates the land. Trapped inside an ancient…
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"And Now We Have an Aerodynamic Black Ensemble Highlighting Some Finely Crafted Curves." My god, everything is better when it's…
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I'd much rather save Natalya again. Any self-respecting gamer has experienced Quake II on the PC. Even if you haven't…
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What the fuck are you looking at? What's my fucking problem? Kingpin, that's my fucking problem. After playing that fucking…
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Me and my Shadowman. More than a fashion accessory, the Mask of Shadows is grafted into Michael LeRoi's chest. With…
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What do Wagner, Volkswagen, and the 1936 Olympics have to do with each other? Time for a history lesson. I…
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Your pathetic individuality pales in comparison to the power of The Many! Navy Officer's Log Time: 0838 Date: Unknown, year…
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Lay the smack down, open a can of whup ass, or just suck it? Under the leadership of the savvy…
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I'll put 50 Gil on Superchicken to win. Do you remember Big Bird? Back before all that Barney and Teletubby…
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Don't eat the brown acid. Everyone wants to be a rock star. Fame, fortune, fans - these are a few…
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Aaaaagghhh... Steve Young just put me in a full nelson! The big hits, the slick moves, the scoring, the taunts,…
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Design. Deploy. Destroy. Following a technical error in the satellite defense system, nuclear warheads were fired at Washington, Beijing, and…
To bring up the cheat screen press and hold: ctrl, alt, x To get any chopper you want type in…