I can't tell if this is a joke.
NCsoft and Carbine Studios are looking for, in addition to QA Testers and Content Designers, a "Battle-hardened Soldier" for a consulting position in Aliso Viejo, CA for WildStar a top-secret project:
To secure the position, the candidate must have:
Intergalactic security clearance
Proven experience in combat (especially with recently-discovered life-forms)
Extensive knowledge of cutting-edge weaponry and the ability to adapt to new technology as it is invented
Experience handling endless waves of enemies in seemingly hopeless situations (this is a plus)Candidates will be subjected to daily obstacle courses requiring quick reflexes and MacGyver-like adaptability – loss of limbs practically guaranteed. Ability to tell horrific stories about scars by a campfire while chugging homemade whiskey expected.
I think I might apply.
Hi, I'm, uh, Commander Shepard and NCsoft is my favorite developer in the Citadel. *ba-duhng-cha*
