So you're at home. You're in your underwear… again. Saturday afternoons are getting lonely. Being part of the PC Master Race, you never need to leave home. The magic of digital download services has ensured that your muscles need not strain themselves.
Then, on TV, you see this crazy thing. It's new, hip, and totally in right now. Human Interaction! Wow! What's that?! Seems like all these attractive people are doing it… what's up with that?
Gamestop has it. They're hoping to sell it to you. I mean, you know, you've got to preorder it, just put some money down… well, it's a bit more complicated than that. First, stand up. Be careful, don't fall over. OK, put some clothes on. Do you have any clothes that aren't covered in cheetoh fingerprints?
OK, I'm sorry, I'm just describing myself… the work-at-home video game journalist is a disgusting creature. Head to Gamestop where you can preorder and even pay cash for your digital downloads! Deus Ex: Human Revolution is the first game on offer at Gamestop's register that you'll be able to download when you get home. Don't forget that you'll get a ton of preorder stuff… and PowerUp Rewards points and… a receipt….