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Mega Yawn. I think there should be a rest home for old, miserly video game characters. How else can you…
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Somebody got a band-aid? The time of pyramid building in Egypt is known as the Old Kingdom. Last century brought…
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I attack the darkness! According to popular fiction, when thirty-something women get depressed, they eat ice cream. When businessmen get…
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Drag on, warrior. Hawaii rocks! Sun, surf, all the poi you can eat - what more could you ask for?…
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Is that a ferret in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Can you imagine being restricted…
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Guess what time it is? Here I sit, frantically trying to come up with a witty and informative method for…
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Gas, brake, honk. Honk, honk, punch. For years, Simpsons fans (who are rabid and multitudinous) have been clamoring for a…
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These are the days of our afterlives. Back in the late 1960's, America experienced hippies, LSD, free love, bumper stickers,…
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No goose, no good. I'm not gonna pull your chain, beat around the bush or humor you to keep your…
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Crash and burnout. I like my racing games with lots of crashes. It falls somewhere between a passion and a…
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I'm so dizzy, my head is spinning... Alright, enough with the roundabout jokes. I'm sure you NASCAR fans are just…
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Pass the Dramamine. Even though it is the stuff of life, water sometimes does strange things to people. I remember…
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The Finale Continues. One moment you are a star athlete, living in the limelight, adored by legions of fans. The…
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On academic probation. There's always been a discrepancy between the quality of pro and college basketball games. Frankly, the college…