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Aaaaagghhh... Steve Young just put me in a full nelson! The big hits, the slick moves, the scoring, the taunts,…
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Design. Deploy. Destroy. Following a technical error in the satellite defense system, nuclear warheads were fired at Washington, Beijing, and…
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It's a bird! It's a plane! It's....CRAP!!! If you don't like yourself very much, then you may want to entertain…
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"Bring me my roll, hon. Dealer's at the door!" I once, long ago in a school newspaper article, praised computer…
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"Save Me, Giant Robot!" A few years back, when Activision first lost its license to the FASA BattleTech gaming system…
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"You Have Returned, Foolish Man-Child" Four bloody years it took them. Four bloody, dripping years of programming, sketching, modeling, attending…
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Just two more sequels and we've caught up to Ultima! The kingdom of Enroth is in trouble once again. King…
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The end of the worms as we know it. Since its beginnings back in 1995, Team 17's Worms series has…
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Brass monkey, that funky monkey... Everybody loves monkeys! And if you don't like monkeys (you weirdo), I suggest you go…
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Rosie O' Donnell is a gorilla. And now about the movie... Every Disney animated movie follows the same mold. There's…
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What stop sign, officer? One of the highlights of being a teenager is learning how to drive. It's a necessary…
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Me and my shadow . . . madness! On a gentle spring evening, without warning or any apparent source, chaos…
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The Zen of Tetris If you play Tetris long enough, you get in the zone -- and things suddenly start…
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Do I make you horny? Do I, baby? Yeah! Dr. Evil is once again up to . . . well,…