Quest Log
Allegiances
Loyalty - Dane
- "If you get a chance, I have a few errands that could use your expertise."
- Rewards: $16,000, 3400 XP
Loyalty - Blackbeard
- "Cleanse these infernal barrens and restore me peace and quiet once again."
- Rewards: $19,000, 2550 XP
Loyalty - Shakespeare
- "Verily, the task of reclaiming this district is at hand. Take up thy sword and set the soil free from wretched tyranny!"
- Rewards: $27,000, 3350 XP
Loyalty - Vlad
- "The damned and uncouth hope to take this land from me. Restore pride in this wretched place by proving our dominance."
- Rewards: $22,000, 2850 XP
Loyalty - Twins
- "We're well on our way to disrupting Sinterpol's control of the downtown. Help us make it permanent."
- Rewards: $27,000, 3350 XP
Take a Break
- Find a comfortable place to rest.
- Rewards: Armchair-a-Geddon, 250 XP
Activities
Gold Medals in Hellblazing
- Get a gold medal in all the Hellblazing Activities (8)
- Rewards: $8,500, 250 XP
Gold Medals in Torment Fraud
- Blast past the top level in Torment Fraud (3)
- Rewards: $8,500, 250 XP
Gold Medals in Mayhem
- Prove you're the best at Mayhem (3)
- Rewards: $8,500, 250 XP
Gold Medals in All
- Earn a Gold Meal for all instances of each activity (17)
- Rewards: $41,500, 1200 XP
Diversions
Convert Marshalling Grounds
- Convert each of the Marshalling Ground to show Satan who's really in charge here! (5)
- Rewards: $41,500, 1200 XP, Secret Chamber
Control All Extraction Facilities
- Take control of all the extraction facilities for me. I mean, for you. Us. Whatever. (4)
- Rewards: $21,000, 450 XP
Complete All Survival Diversions
- Make it through all rounds of Survival to show Stan just how badass you are (13)
- Rewards: $8,500, 250 XP
Collect Blackbeard Chests
- Unlock all me chests around this fiery pit and I'll let ya swab me deck. (5)
- Rewards: $8,500, 250, Boom Chicka
Rampage Crushes
- You know what the Sinterpol Predeceptor is great for? Running over smaller vehicles. (100)
- Rewards: $8,500, 250 XP
Rambulance Kills
- Run the Rambulance over a bunch of cowering husks, would ya? We need to get those bums off the street. (200)
- Rewards: $8,500, 250 XP
Kill Dex
- It is time, dear Gat, to right a literary wrong. Seven times over. (7)
- Rewards: $8,500, 750 XP, Gallows Dodger
Armored Cars Reclaimed
- Get some of our Cerberus Armored Cars back, would ya? (10)
- Rewards: $8,500, 250 XP
Complete Altars
- Power up the Ancient Altars so I can stop getting my office desk so bloody. Ha. I'm a funny guy. (8)
- Rewards: $8,500, 300 XP
Disable Spires
- If you can disable all of Satan's surface-to-air missiles, I bet we could fly in a suite of honeys, knowmsayin? (26)
- Rewards: $8,500, 250 XP
Balls of Fire
- How long you think you can survive in a P.O.S. comet? I'd be interested in finding out. (3000 meters)
- Rewards: $8,500, 250 XP
Find Barnstorming Locations
- I'm not much of a flyer myself, but you can be if you find a majority of the Barnstorming sections. (75)
- Rewards: $8,500, 250 XP
Arcane Powers
Testicular Manslaughter
- It's fair to assume that the reaction demons employ when punched or kicked in the junk indicates their anatomy is similar to humans. Kill demons by hitting them where it hurts! (10)
- Rewards: $8,500, 250 XP
Distance Super Sprinted
- Run! Run like the wind! (25 miles)
- Rewards: $8,500, 250 XP
Halopowered Beatdowns
- There are beatdowns, and then there are beatdowns powered by God! (50)
- Rewards: $8,500, 250 XP
Coldfire Aura Ignites
- Burn your enemies with the coldest of flames! (200)
- Rewards: $8,500, 250 XP
Stone Blast Shatter
- We can only imagine what it's like to turn somebody to stone and them smash them apart. We bet it feels great. (100)
- Rewards: $8,500, 250 XP
Holy Stomp Kills
- Hark! What light through yonder window break? It is holy light. Thanks for asking. (200)
- Rewards: $8,500, 250 XP
Vacuum Stomp Collects
- Oh how I love the wages of sin. They are my very favorite kind of wages. (200)
- Rewards: $8,500, 250 XP
Summoned Imp Kill
- Imps aren't good for much besides killing, but they're really good at that. Let 'em take care of your killing for ya. (100)
- Rewards: $8,500, 250 XP
Summoned Tower Kill
- No need to get yer hands dirty. Let yer Tower get all the kills and see how that feels. (150)
- Rewards: $8,500, 500 XP
Weapons
Energy Caster Lightning Arcs
- Build up a chain of lightning and watch those demons dance! Ha! I love that! (500)
- Rewards: $8,500, 250 XP
Umbral Rifle Scoped Kills
- A scope lets you see your victim up close and personal. You can see their heads pop! (50)
- Rewards: $8,500, 250 XP
Damned Impaler Knockbacks
- Upgrade your impaler to Ultimate. Trust me. (75)
- Rewards: $8,500, 250 XP
Exodus 10 Swarm Kills
- You ever see a demon eaten alive by ravenous insects? It's pretty great. (100)
- Rewards: $8,500, 250 XP
Brimstone Belcher Acid Kills
- Crank up your brimstone attack and those demons will be choking on acid. (100)
- Rewards: $8,500, 250 XP
RPG Vehicles Destroyed
- Don't *****foot around when it comes to enemy vehicles. Take out a whole bunch with a well-aimed RPG. (50)
- Rewards: $8,500, 250 XP
Gods Hammer Smite Kills
- Set your Smite power to ultimate and lay some smack down on those fools. (100)
- Rewards: $8,500, 250 XP
.45 Fletcher Kills
- Old faithful is a gusher of a gun, ain't she? (100)
- Rewards: $8,500, 250 XP
Explosive Kills
- You blow up enough demons and I beat you'll get Satan's attention. (100)
- Rewards: $8,500, 250 XP
Seven Deadly Weapons
- Seven Deadly Sins. Seven Deadly Weapons. I feel like they're connect somehow. Find them all and let's see. (7)
- Rewards: $33,500, 1000 XP
Fully Upgrade All Weapons
- I bet if you upgrade every weapon, Satan's blood pressure will go through the roof. (20)
- Rewards: $17,000, 500 XP
Enemies
Destroy Demon Vehicles
- There's one universal constant you can always count on: things blow up. (100)
- Rewards: $8,500, 250 XP
Kill Sin Orbs
- Have you ever stopped to listen these things as they run for the Soul Drains? Heavily creepy ****! (10)
- Rewards: $8,500, 250 XP
Kill Dark Inciters
- Summoning demons hiding behind arcane runes. You know what I always say, "Geek the mage." (100)
- Rewards: $8,500, 250 XP
Kill Demons
- Hell is chock full of red-skinned demons to murder. Best part? They all deserve it! (1000)
- Rewards: $8,500, 250 XP
Kill Archdukes
- Archduked control the Marshalling Grounds. They're Stan's favorites. Killing them will fit that rage meter right up. (10)
- Rewards: $8,500, 250 XP
Kill Grenadiers
- Take out enough grenadiers and Satan will have to take notice, right? (50)
- Rewards: $8,500, 250 XP
Kill Shadow Demons
- Those teleporting Shadow Demons are a real pain, huh? I bet you just want to kill a whole bunch of them, don't you? (50)
- Rewards: $8,500, 250 XP
Kill Imps
- Imps are great if they're on your side. If they're not? Murder them like there's no tomorrow. (100)
- Rewards: $8,500, 250 XP
Kill Legionnaires
- Legionnaires have got to go. Take out as many as you can. (30)
- Rewards: $8,500, 250 XP
Kill Bro Demons
- Something about the Bro Demons reminds me of my old fraternity. Good times. Anyway, don't let that stop you from turning them into paste. (100)
- Rewards: $8,500, 250 XP
Kill Tragedy Demons
- Unleash some massive hate on the Tragedy Demons over in the den. They have it coming. (100)
- Rewards: $8,500, 250 XP
Destroy Sinterpol Tanks
- Satan's tanks are such pains in my ass. But destroying them is good for business. Get to it. (40)
- Rewards: $8,500, 250 XP
Misc.
- Complete 20 Challenges ($1,500, 500 XP)
- Complete All Challenges ($15,000, 5000 XP)
- 100% Takeover - The Den ($8,500, 250)
- 100% Takeover - Forge ($8,500, 250)
- 100% Takeover - Downtown ($8,500, 250)
- 100% Takeover - Shantytown ($8,500, 250)
- Demon High Notoriety Time ($8,500, 250)
- Distance Traveled in Vehicle ($8,500, 250)
- Visit All Three Tacos Malos ($17,000, 500 XP, Last Supper)
- Gat - Time Played ($8,500, 250)
- Gat - Find All Commentaries ($8,500, 250)
- Kinzie - Time Played ($8,500, 250)
- Kinzie - Find All Commentaries ($8,500, 250)
- Satan Tomes Collected ($17,000, 500 XP)
- Vlad Tomes Collected ($8,500, 250)
- Blackbeard Tomes Collected ($8,500, 250)
- Dane Tomes Collected ($8,500, 250)
- Dewynter Tomes Collected ($8,500, 250)
- Shakespeare Tomes Collected ($8,500, 250)
- Soul Clusters Collected ($8,500, 250)
