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One button to rule them all. Of all the mascots in the Nintendo family, none have accomplished so much with…
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Not much at stake. Every Gygax-fearing geek loves vampires, and I'm no exception. Creepy vampires, vampires with cool hair, vampires…
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From zero to sixty...million. It's unfortunate that H.G. Wells' vision of the future does not include super fast hover cars. …
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Fly the freaky skies. Kart racing is an old game genre, sputtering around the track since 1992's Super Mario Kart…
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A real commitment to excellence. As a combination Raiders and Cowboys fan (strange mix, I know), I'm not very excited…
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Can red and blue make green? We constantly poke fun at Mario's ridiculous, over-the-top Italian persona, but the world's most…
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With Angels like these, who needs Satan? For some inexplicable reason, I like to keep a collection of all the…
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Battle of the Network Mega Stars. The Mega Man Battle Network series on the Game Boy Advance reprogrammed the mega-mythos…
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Putting lipstick on a hog. Joining the ranks of Star Wars, E.T. and Apocalypse Now, Sonic the Hedgehog gets the…
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What a freak. Wario is something of an enigma. Donkey Kong and Bowser are clearly Mario's enemies, but Wario is…
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Have you looked under the couch cushions? The original Lost Kingdoms was something of a lost cause, an average Action/RPG…
Free 1-ups: Go to the dock near the entrance to "Ricco Harbor" and turn right. There will be a gap,…
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Needs more grease. Kids can be so cruel with their unrelenting infatuation with potty humor. But you know, some names…
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Thrills and skills. Baseball may be as American as apple pie and football might have unbridled testosterone appeal, but no…