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Realize your potential energy. Every scrawny young video game junkie dreams of raw physical prowess. But obtaining this, dependending on…
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The devil gone down to Capcom. If you cannot achieve the pinnacle of undead perfection, the zombie, I think being…
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Big boobs or big problems? Welcome, gentle reader, to our little den of twisted bedtime tales. For tonight's acidic anecdote,…
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Time isn't on your side. Let's be honest, people - shooting games just don't work with standard controllers. When the…
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To hell with special forces teams. I have never been part of a super ninja death-squad. The government has never…
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Must go faster, MUST GO FASTER! Any commuter will tell you that mornings suck. Usually you drag yourself out of…
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Second place is the first loser. In a distinct case of d'j" vu, I find myself writing about another Formula…
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Turnabout is fair play. Being a video game reviewer is a tougher job than most people think. You spend long,…
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I'll beat your face off. Hockey remains an elusive mystery to me. I mean, I understand the rules, I understand…
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Whip it average! The Belmont family has not only faced the slings and arrows of a cursed lineage, but they've…
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Woolen Bully! Vader vs. Skywalker. Magic vs. Bird. Itchy vs. Scratchy. Me vs. Gamefan. Indeed, such classic confrontations are the…
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The End of Days. It's tough being ugly. Right when you think you have your mojo working, right when you…
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Stinkin' muties! Welcome to Charles Xavier's School of Gifted Youngsters, where I'm pretty sure "Anger Management" isn't on the curriculum.…
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Is that an EWM-NAP-02 Napalm Missile in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Lately, I've received…