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Dirty Money! Whomever coined the phrase "Crime doesn't pay" has never heard of Rockstar Games. Crime is paying them pretty…
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Can you smell what this Sea-Doo is cooking? Extreme sports seem to be all the rage in video games these…
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Whatever happened to 'satisfaction guaranteed'? Buying a car is always an interesting experience. Even the most awesome looking car can…
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This speech is my recital... Developers often get excited over the prospect of sequels, claiming that now they get to…
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Here comes the sun, but it ain't alright. When I was a wee lad, surfing was as cool as it…
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A frozen reception. Being a corn-fed country boy from Indiana, I can tell you from experience that snow and snowmobiles…
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Me and my evil shadow. As any teenager can tell you, waiting to realize your potential destiny can be a…
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Good Spy Hunting. Remember when spies looked like this? Ah, the good old days of counter-intelligence, when turtlenecks, smart suits…
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Devilish looks, Heavenly charm. Children are a precious gift. Every parent hopes that their children are born healthy without any…
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Realize your potential energy. Every scrawny young video game junkie dreams of raw physical prowess. But obtaining this, dependending on…
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The devil gone down to Capcom. If you cannot achieve the pinnacle of undead perfection, the zombie, I think being…
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Big boobs or big problems? Welcome, gentle reader, to our little den of twisted bedtime tales. For tonight's acidic anecdote,…
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Time isn't on your side. Let's be honest, people - shooting games just don't work with standard controllers. When the…
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To hell with special forces teams. I have never been part of a super ninja death-squad. The government has never…