Whoa. Déjà vu. Didn’t you already shoot your way here once before?[image1]You were that kid who kept calling for “do-overs”…
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[image1]Good shooting, fellow American!You’re a closet patriot. You don’t wear State of the Union underwear. You don’t raise bald eagles…
[image1]Don’t take off that tinfoil hat just yet, oh paranoid one.Those guitar-pick-head aliens may have slipped from front-page National Enquirer…
[image1]You did not want to shoot your way here.You are alone right now, stranded on the fifth floor of an…
[image1]You are a gardener with violent tendencies. At the last mulching conference, you became irate and made inappropriate gestures with…
Good shootin' - you hit the Killzone.[image1]Let’s see if I got this right. You’ve seen the future, and the PS3…
[image1]If you’re reading this, then you’re reading it on a state-of-the-art 32-inch widescreen monitor. After investing literally thousands of dollars…
Big caliber shootin' there. Hope you like to rocket-jump.[image1]Remember when your elementary school teacher asked you what you wanted to…
Congratulations, you've shot your car.[image1]You’re big into motor vehicles. Like, you’re the type of guy who refers to your truck…
[image1]You’ve shot your way into a box, my friend.You have trouble making decisions. You spend hours in the video store…
You are a gadget guru, an impresario of technojunk. You can invent the hell out of anything. Put you in…
[image1]It’s like the U.S. Army of One, but double.No, you didn’t get drafted for this miniscule military because we ran…
Your shooting brought you to F.E.A.R. sort of.[image1]You are easily scared. And not just of the old stand-bys: clowns and…
Whoa. Déjà vu. Didn’t you already shoot your way here once before?[image1]You were that kid who kept calling for “do-overs”…
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