I received an urgent Codec call this morning from Colonel Ray Campbell that really shook up my nanomachines. Solid Snake was unable to infiltrate Konami's distribution centers, and thus, couldn't get the Metal Gear Solid HD Collection to retail for this holiday season… That or they didn't want to compete with Modern Warfare 3, Skyrim, Assassins' Creed: Revelations, Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception, and so many more major releases and decided to go for a less-crowded February 3, 2012 release date.
I contacted Rosemary to ask for some more details, but I was too distracted from shaking her boobs with my SIXAXIS controls… Wait, what was I talking about again?
