Oh, Red Dead Redemption, how to count the hours, the bullets, the lassos. Headshots turned to hat shots, kill streaks growing, magnifying, engulfing entire matches of online multiplayer. I've roamed your hills, your plains, climbed your mountain tops. I've drowned in every body of water you've got. I fought a bear with a knife, purely for enjoyment. I've emptied the heads of countless zombies. What more could you want with have for me?
Oh, more free DLC? That's cool.
That's right, Rockstar Games and Rockstar San Diego have one final piece of downloadable content for those of you clutching to your Xbox 360 or PS3 discs like the trigger of your revolvers. The Myths and Mavericks Bonus Pack will land in September. It'll pack fan-favorite multiplayer characters and new multiplayer maps.
How am I still excited for more Red Dead?
