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An Inside Joke. I was just thinking that there was a really funny quote I could use to start off…
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Hey Doll, You Wanna… Drive My Car? Youth was a time of wild abandon, of gauzy scenes rife with the…
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Wow! It's Diablo in 3D! It happens every time: just before the sequel to a great game is put onto…
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Where's the Mechanical Man? It has been many years since the first Tiberian war. In the interim, Tiberium has shown…
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You'll never get me, ya dirty coppers! How does this sound for a plot: You, as a (ahem) business partner…
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What do you mean your dog ate the reinforcements? Can you remember what you did before you got bitten by…
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Mom! Dad! It's EVIL! Don't touch it! A great evil exists, and it permeates the land. Trapped inside an ancient…
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What the fuck are you looking at? What's my fucking problem? Kingpin, that's my fucking problem. After playing that fucking…
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Me and my Shadowman. More than a fashion accessory, the Mask of Shadows is grafted into Michael LeRoi's chest. With…
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What do Wagner, Volkswagen, and the 1936 Olympics have to do with each other? Time for a history lesson. I…
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Your pathetic individuality pales in comparison to the power of The Many! Navy Officer's Log Time: 0838 Date: Unknown, year…
To bring up the cheat screen press and hold: ctrl, alt, x To get any chopper you want type in…
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"Bring me my roll, hon. Dealer's at the door!" I once, long ago in a school newspaper article, praised computer…
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"Save Me, Giant Robot!" A few years back, when Activision first lost its license to the FASA BattleTech gaming system…