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First down and a long way to go. How 'bout them Cowboys, huh? They went from dying along side their…
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A real party animal. If you’re reading this, you probably don’t like watching other people play video games. Why? Because…
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Well preserved is another way of saying "fossilized". I'm not exactly aging, more like fermenting. To wit: I can now…
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It's super, thanks for asking. On the back of the Wii package for Marvel Ultimate Alliance there are two photos…
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One World War too many. I know why you’re here, and the answer is yes. Yes, the Wiimote works just…
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Skateboarding is not a crime. When American Wasteland hit the shelves last year, I wondered if Activision and Neversoft would…
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Got a little Captain in you? “Dear U.S.S. Enterprise-A, I would like to apologize for my performance at Sherman’s Planet.…
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My game is fight! Maybe I’m not the smartest kid on my block, or maybe I just haven’t watched enough…
Every year I write hundreds of thousands of words, but these are always some of my favorites. In 2003, Gabe…
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One World War too many. Watch this, it’s the Rambo scene from Weird Al’s UHF, and it perfectly captures the…
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The coasters with the mostest. When I first heard about Thrillville, I thought to myself, “This looks exactly like Roller…
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I want my ATV. It's a familiar story. Boy meets world. Boy takes world by the tail. World turns and…
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There was much crying and gnashing of teeth. I am sick and tired of being told that I have to…
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Short and sweet. The stars of Viva Piñata grin and dance as if they’re oblivious to their brutal trade, but…