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The crying game. Somewhere, I know, there’s a game developer crying himself to sleep every night, his dreams haunted by…
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A fantasy land before time. Recently, purveyors of bad math Square-Enix have been trying to make me crazy again. After releasing,…
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Another Link to the past. Way back in 1987, a fat little boy (or possibly an elf) in a floppy…
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The mage of Aquarius. There are some things you probably want to hide from your friends. Being a Golden State…
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Curb your enthusiasm. The Wii might be a strangely affordable combination of new controls and old graphics, but at the…
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Quake of Duty. There are a number of crackpots, lunatics, cranks and jackasses who will claim that the Holocaust never…
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Sin is in. Every evening, kiddies nationwide are exposed to cocaine use, military corruption, murder, prostitution, and light animal porn,…
Dragon Click mini-game: Press L at the main menu. The words 'Dragon Click' will appear. Press R to play a…
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Ohayo players. A guy takes his girlfriend to a Killers concert to celebrate their one-year anniversary. They stand up near the stage,…
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It's super, thanks for asking. Job description: superhero needed for fighting evil. Hours flexible, but must be punctual—super-speed or time-shifting skills allowed. Flying,…
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It's super, thanks for asking. Job description: superhero needed for fighting evil. Hours flexible, but must be punctual—super-speed or time-shifting skills allowed. Flying,…
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Dancin' with myself. The Elite Beat Agents manual begins, “There are times in life when everything seems to be against…
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Easy rider. All the next gen racing games I’ve been playing have finally gotten to me. Project Gotham Racing 3,…